Facebook Law Degree

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A place where politicians throw a tantrum and stay-at-home moms yell at their phones like they're fighting in a cage match.
'If he didn't win, I'd have voted for the guy who sells meatballs at the gas station!'
'This guy is a disgrace! I’ve had more respect from my kid’s teacher than this man!'
'If he doesn’t fix this, I’m starting a petition and it’s gonna be signed by my cat.'
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A fancy name for when politicians get roasted by people who post too much and don't know the difference between a policy and a pizza delivery.
'He’s not a leader, he’s a guy who forgot to pay his Netflix bill.'
'She’s not a senator, she’s a woman who thinks her opinion matters more than the internet.'
'If he doesn't stop lying, I'm gonna report him to the DMV.'
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A fake degree you get when you argue with strangers on the internet about stuff you don’t understand and call it research.
'I looked it up on Google and this guy is a total disaster.'
'He’s not qualified, he’s just a guy who talks too much on Zoom.'
'I’m gonna sue him if he doesn’t fix this by tomorrow.'
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When politicians act like they’re on a reality show and people who post too much try to prove they’re smarter than them.
'This guy is a fraud, I’ve had more drama on my group chat than him.'
'She’s not a leader, she’s just a woman who thinks she’s in a competition.'
'If he doesn’t win, I’m gonna start a TikTok and call him out.'
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A place where politicians are like the main character and everyone else is just there to yell at them and say they’re wrong.
'He’s not a president, he’s a guy who thinks he’s in a movie.'
'She’s not a senator, she’s just a woman who thinks she’s famous.'
'If he doesn’t fix this, I’m gonna start a YouTube channel and call him out.'
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A fake college where people argue about politics on the internet and call it learning, even though they don’t know what they’re talking about.
'I’m not just arguing, I’m educating the whole internet.'
'He’s not a leader, he’s just a guy who thinks he’s a teacher.'
'I’m gonna write a book about this and call it 'The Facebook Law Degree.'
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