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When you know something about someone before they even open their mouth because they posted it on Facebook like a stupid billboard.
I saw your ex's Facebook post about how they're dating someone new. You didn't even tell me yet, and I already know you're sad.
Your cousin posted a photo of her new tattoo. I walked into the room and said, 'That's a cool tattoo.' You looked at me like I had read your mind.
Your friend posted about how he got fired. I texted him before I even saw the post: 'You're fired, huh? I knew it.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Knowing about someone's life before they even say a word because they post everything on Facebook like they're trying to impress a ghost.
Your mom posted that she got a new dog. I said, 'Oh, I knew you were going to get a dog. You've been talking about it for weeks.' She looked at me like I was a psychic.
Your brother posted that he broke up with his girlfriend. I texted him, 'You're single now? I knew it.' He said, 'You didn't even ask me.'
Your friend posted about how she got a promotion. I said, 'That’s why you’ve been acting so smug all week.' She said, 'You were watching me?'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When someone tells you something on Facebook before they even bother to tell you in real life, like they're trying to be dramatic.
Your ex posted that they're moving to another city. I said, 'So you're leaving me again? I knew it.' They said, 'You didn’t even ask me.'
Your friend posted about how she's dating someone new. I said, 'Oh, so that’s why you’ve been acting weird all week.' She said, 'You were watching me?'
Your mom posted that she’s getting a new job. I said, 'That’s why you’ve been working so much lately.' She said, 'You’re like a detective.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you know something about someone before they say it in real life because they’re too lazy to tell you face to face, and they just post it on Facebook like it's a big deal.
Your cousin posted that she's getting a divorce. I said, 'So that's why you've been acting so mad all week.' She said, 'You were watching me?'
Your brother posted that he got a new job. I said, 'Oh, so that’s why you’ve been acting so proud.' He said, 'You're like a psychic.'
Your friend posted that they're moving to another country. I said, 'So that’s why you’ve been packing like a madman.' She said, 'You were watching me?'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you know something about someone before they even say it in real life because they post everything on Facebook like they're trying to be famous.
Your mom posted that she got a new boyfriend. I said, 'Oh, that's why you've been acting so happy.' She said, 'You were watching me?'
Your brother posted that he got a new car. I said, 'That’s why you’ve been acting so smug.' He said, 'You're like a detective.'
Your friend posted that she’s going on vacation. I said, 'That’s why you’ve been acting so excited.' She said, 'You were watching me?'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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