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Facebook know is when you think you're some kind of expert just because you've seen a few posts. They argue about everything like they’re the Pope, but they don’t even know what’s in their own fridge.
My cousin asked me which presidential candidate was better. I said, 'I don’t know, but I know you’re wrong.'
My neighbor posted about the moon landing and said it was fake. I replied, 'You’re probably fake too.'
My uncle posted a rant about climate change, but he still leaves the lights on all day.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Facebook know is when you know someone’s life inside out, but you’ve never even said hello. You’ve seen their breakfast, their pet’s tantrum, and their third divorce, but you still don’t know their name.
I know my friend’s dog’s name is Biscuit, but I still don’t know my friend’s name.
My coworker posted a photo of her dinner at 10 PM. I replied, 'That’s not dinner. That’s a crime.'
I know my mom’s new boyfriend’s favorite color is purple, but I don’t know why she left my dad.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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