Facebook Kiss Ass

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This guy has 5,000 friends who don’t even know him. He talks nonstop about his stupid day just to get people to look at him. He farts on people he thinks can help him so much he makes them think they’re being Facebook attacked.

Hey look at me! I just ate a taco at 3 AM!

I’m the best at everything. You’re not.

I’m not FB attacking you. I’m helping you.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

He’s got more friends than sense. He blabs about his day to get attention and make his business bigger. He flirts with people he thinks can help him so much he makes them think they're being cyberbullied.

I just got 5 likes for my post about my cat’s hairball.

You’re not FB attacking me. I’m FB attacking you.

I’ve got 5,000 friends. I’m rich.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

He’s got 5,000 friends who’ve never met him. He talks all day about his dumb life just to be noticed. He farts on people he thinks can help him so much he makes them think they're being Facebook attacked.

My day was so good, I took a selfie with my fridge.

I’m not attacking you. I’m helping you get more friends.

I’ve got 5,000 friends. I’m the king.

by Slangipedia 13d ago