facebook kevorkian

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A guy who helps someone on Facebook delete their account and every last bit of their info, like a messy kid who wipes the floor with a sledgehammer.

'Bro, I'm gonna help you commit Facebook suicide. Your timeline is gonna die with you.'

'You don't even need to post a goodbye message. I'm gonna delete your profile so fast, your ex won't even know you existed.'

'I'm gonna erase your entire life on Facebook. You're gonna be a ghost, and your mom won't even find you on Google.'

The person who helps someone on Facebook die permanently, like they’re never coming back, and they take every photo, post, and memory with them.

'I'm gonna delete your Facebook so hard, your followers are gonna have a heart attack.'

'You're gonna vanish from Facebook. No one will know you existed. Not even your old crush.'

'I'm gonna delete your Facebook so fast, your old friends will think you're dead.'

A person who helps someone on Facebook die for good, erasing everything until there's nothing left but a void where their profile used to be.

'I'm gonna delete your Facebook so hard, your timeline is gonna scream for help.'

'You're gonna be erased from Facebook. No posts. No likes. Just nothing.'

'I'm gonna delete your Facebook so fast, your ex will think you went to another dimension.'