Facebook Judas

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A fake friend who adds you on Facebook just to watch you squirm like a worm in a blender. They might spy on you, shout at you, make fun of you, or spread lies about you.
They added me so they could laugh at my bad hair in the morning.
They posted my secrets on Facebook and called me a coward.
They sent me a message saying, 'I'm watching you, you loser.'
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Someone who fakes friendship just to mess with you. They might stalk you, yell at you, or try to ruin your life in the worst way.
They followed me to school and took pictures of me crying.
They told everyone I failed math and I was a total disaster.
They DM'd me and said, 'I'm going to make your life a nightmare.'
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A Facebook friend who is actually a backstabber. They might watch you, tease you, yell at you, or make you look like a fool in front of everyone.
They posted a video of me tripping in the hallway and called me a clown.
They sent me a message saying, 'You're the worst friend ever.'
They told my crush I was a total dweeb and I was a disaster.
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A fake friend who adds you on Facebook just to embarrass you. They might follow you, laugh at you, or make you look like a total loser.
They posted my math test score and called me a total mess.
They followed me to the grocery store and took pictures of me picking out cereal.
They sent me a message saying, 'You're the worst friend I ever had.'
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A friend who adds you on Facebook just to watch you fail. They might tease you, yell at you, or spread lies about you like a total monster.
They told my mom I was a total disaster and I was a mess.
They posted my lunch and called me a total loser.
They sent me a message saying, 'You're the worst friend ever.'
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