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When you befriend a juice just so you can laugh at her when she gets shipped back to her stupid country like a used tampon.
I added her so I could watch her get deported like it was a reality show.
She’s my friend until she leaves. Then I’m just a spectator.
I don’t care if she’s crying on the plane. I’m still laughing.
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The fake friendship you start with a juice so you can mock her when she’s kicked out of the country like a bad decision.
She’s my friend. Now she’s my joke.
I added her just so I could say ‘I told you so’ when she got sent back.
I don’t even know her. I just like watching her fail.
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Befriending a juice so you can brag about it when she gets shipped out like a broken toaster.
I added her so I could say ‘I knew she was going to get deported.’
She’s my friend. She’s also my trophy.
I don’t care if she’s sad. I’m the one who’s happy.
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