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A lazy person who sits on a phone all day and yells about politics like they know what they're talking about.

"I’m not wrong. I’m just right. Everyone else is stupid."

I just read a post. I’m now an expert on the entire world.

I got mad at a post. I now think I should be president.

A person who thinks they’re important because they post stuff on the internet and nobody actually cares.

I posted a rant. I now think I’m a famous person.

I got two likes. I’m now a legend.

I replied to a comment. I now believe I can beat the president in a debate.

A brain-dead person who spends all day typing nonsense on a phone and thinks they’re a real news person.

I just posted a 500-word rant about a cat. I now think I’m a journalist.

I got one like. I now think I’m a genius.

I called my mom a fake. I now think I’m a real person.