Facebook jonesing

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When someone is dying to look at their Facebook but can't because they don't have a phone or computer, or the site is blocked, like when they're stuck at work.

I can't stop thinking about my Facebook. I'm going crazy!

Why can't I check my Facebook? I'm losing my mind!

This block is killing me. I need my Facebook.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It's when you get so desperate to see your Facebook that you're ready to punch someone if they don't let you check it.

I would punch my boss if I could check my Facebook right now.

I'm so desperate for Facebook I'm ready to scream.

I'm about to throw my coffee cup at the wall if I don't get my Facebook.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're so obsessed with Facebook that you'd rather die than not check it, especially when you're stuck without a device.

I would rather die than not check my Facebook.

No phone, no Facebook, no life.

I'd trade my soul for a Facebook check.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It's when you can't stand not checking your Facebook and you're ready to throw a tantrum if you can't.

I'm throwing a tantrum because I can't check Facebook.

I'm having a meltdown. Facebook is my life.

I'm so mad I could scream. I need my Facebook.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're so desperate for Facebook that you'd ask your boss for a raise just to check it.

I'd ask my boss for a raise if I could check my Facebook.

I want a raise just to see my Facebook.

Facebook is more important than my job.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're stuck without Facebook and you're thinking about all the ways you'd kill someone to get it back.

I'd kill my boss if I could check my Facebook.

If I don't get Facebook, I'll kill my coworker.

I'm thinking of ways to murder someone just to check my Facebook.

by Slangipedia 13d ago