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A man who still thinks he’s cool, acts like he’s 21, and has the brain of a goat. He’s always trying to flirt with women half his age and still thinks he’s got the power to influence people. He’s the reason your kids are now in a sorority.

Hey, I’m still the king of the party! You know that, right? You still call me Mr. Cool.

I told my daughter she had to join the sorority, or I’d tell her friends she’s a fatty.

I still have 100 friends on Facebook. Most of them are my meathead buddies from the 90s.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A man who can’t accept that he’s 45 and still acts like he’s 21. He still drinks beer, still tries to flirt with his daughter’s friends, and still thinks he’s funny. He’s the reason your college life is now a joke.

I’m still the funniest guy in the room, even if I’m the only one who shows up.

I told my daughter she had to join the sorority, or I’d tell her best friend she’s a frump.

I still have 100 friends on Facebook. None of them are cool.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A man who can’t grow up, still wears a stupid hat, and thinks he’s the king of the world. He still goes out every weekend and still thinks he’s cool enough to get girls to flirt with him.

I still go out every weekend. I’m not old. I’m just cool.

I told my daughter she had to join the sorority, or I’d tell her friends she’s a loser.

I still have 100 friends on Facebook. They’re all meatheads.

by Slangipedia 14d ago