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Stalking someone's Facebook wall by liking and commenting on every single post they post. It’s like you’re their Facebook babysitter and you’re trying to get into their pants.

I liked every post you made today. You’re like my Facebook girlfriend now.

I commented on every photo you posted. You’re getting a Facebook job from me.

I’m liking your Facebook posts like I’m trying to get you to date me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Liking someone’s Facebook stuff just to seem cool, even if you don’t care. It’s like you’re giving them a Facebook handshake with a thumb up.

I liked your post even though I don’t know you. Just trying to seem friendly.

I liked your comment like it was a Facebook love letter.

I liked your picture because I thought I was your best friend.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Taking a picture at an angle that makes your chest look huge and hides your gut like you’re wearing a bra and a waist trainer.

I took this photo from the side so my boobs look like they’re about to pop out of my shirt.

I angled the camera so my gut disappeared and my boobs looked like they were from a commercial.

I took this picture so my boobs looked amazing and my gut was completely hidden.

by Slangipedia 4d ago