facebook jesus

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you pray to facebook when things go your way and you blame it when they don't.

I got my ex back because I posted about it 5 times.

My mom liked my post and I got a promotion.

I lost my job because I argued with a comment.

you think facebook is a god and you get mad when it doesn't answer your prayers.

I asked for a raise and got 3 likes.

I posted my breakup and 200 people saw it.

I prayed for a date and got a spam message.

you shout at your phone like it owes you money and it's just sitting there being a god.

I yelled at my screen because my post didn't get 100 likes.

I asked for a promotion and got 1 like.

I cried in the comments and no one cared.