Facebook jealousy

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Facebook jealousy is when you see your crush or your significant other getting all lovey-dovey with someone else on Facebook and it makes you want to punch their face and delete their account.

I saw my ex posting selfies with their new bf and I texted them: 'You're not even cute.'

My girlfriend added her ex to her Facebook and I immediately asked her to unfriend him.

I stalked my crush's new girlfriend's Facebook and left a comment: 'You're not good enough for him.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facebook jealousy is when you're so mad at someone else on Facebook that you start texting your crush about it and probably end up crying in the bathroom.

I DM'd my crush: 'Why does she get to be on his Facebook? I'm way better than her.'

I saw my best friend's ex on his Facebook and I texted him: 'You're still my best friend, right?'

I posted on my crush's wall: 'You're not even my friend anymore.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago