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The biggest idiot who comments on everything you and your friends post, even when no one wants him there. He’s like a spammy dog that won’t stop barking and thinks everyone loves him.
He comments on my pizza post like it’s a thesis.
He joined the group chat about my cat and asked if I wanted a new pet.
He DMs me at 2 a. m. with a question about my life choices.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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That guy who thinks he's your friend but just follows you around like a lost puppy. He doesn't get the hint that no one wants him around, and he keeps showing up like he's expected.
He showed up at my birthday party and asked if I wanted to hang out after.
He kept commenting on my friend's status like he was invited.
He sent me a group message with 12 people just to say hi.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The most useless friend who keeps commenting on your posts even when no one answers him. He’s like a broken phone that still tries to text you.
He comments on my status asking if I like coffee, even though I already said yes 5 times.
He DMs me with a question about my weekend plans, but no one else even knows what I did.
He joined the conversation about my dog and asked if I wanted a new dog.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The guy who keeps commenting on your posts like he's the king of the internet. No one answers him, but he still thinks he's important.
He commented on my post about my job and said I needed to quit, even though I was happy.
He joined the wall conversation about my car and asked if I wanted a new car.
He sent me a message asking if I wanted to hang out even though I had 3 other friends with me.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The most basic person who comments on everything you post, even when it’s obvious no one wants him there. He’s like a ghost who won’t stop haunting your timeline.
He commented on my post about my crush like he knew him.
He joined the wall conversation about my favorite food and asked if I wanted a new favorite.
He sent me a message at midnight asking if I wanted to be friends.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The guy who thinks he's your best friend but just comments on your posts and keeps showing up like he's invited to every party.
He commented on my post about my weekend and asked if I wanted to hang out, even though I had plans.
He showed up at my friend's house and asked if I wanted to come over.
He joined the conversation about my favorite movie and asked if I wanted to watch it with him.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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