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When someone forgets to log out of their Facebook on a public computer and some random idiot messes up their whole profile, turning it into a disaster. It’s like getting your face smushed into a toilet and then being laughed at by everyone.
My cousin left Facebook open and now her ex is her best friend and she’s in a group called 'Fart Enthusiasts.'
My mom’s Facebook got hacked by a kid who added her to a group called 'People Who Hate Pudding.'
My brother’s profile picture is now a cat wearing a crown, and he has 17 friends named 'Jill.'
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When your Facebook is left logged in and someone changes your profile picture to a face from LOST, making you look like a confused ghost. It’s the worst kind of embarrassment, like being caught wearing your socks outside.
My friend’s profile picture is now the guy from LOST who talks to dead people, and he’s crying in the corner.
My sister’s picture is the ghost from LOST, and she’s been getting messages from strangers asking if she’s dead.
My brother’s picture is a creepy guy from LOST and now he’s getting friend requests from people who think he’s haunted.
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