Facebook is Bullshit Week

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Facebook is Bullshit Week happens in the second week of December. You have to do one stupid thing on Facebook every day for a week, and you can't get caught doing it.
I posted a status that said 'I ate a sock for breakfast.'
I uploaded a photo of my cat wearing a hat made of socks.
I changed my relationship status to 'In a love-hate relationship with my mom.'
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During Facebook is Bullshit Week, you have to post one dumb status, upload one silly photo, and attend a fake event. You can't tell anyone you're doing it or it's ruined.
I posted a status saying 'I'm a wizard.'
I uploaded a picture of my dog wearing sunglasses.
I went to an event called 'The Great Sock Festival of 2023.'
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Facebook is Bullshit Week is when you do seven stupid things on Facebook in one week. If someone finds out, they are a total legend and you're a failure.
I changed my city to 'The Land of Socks.'
I commented on a post about aliens.
I liked a page called 'The Existence of Socks.'
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Facebook is Bullshit Week is when you do one nonsense thing on Facebook every day for seven days. You can't let anyone know you're doing it or you're a total loser.
I posted a status that said 'I am the king of socks.'
I uploaded a picture of my dog wearing a sock hat.
I changed my relationship status to 'Single but in love with my neighbor.'
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Facebook is Bullshit Week is a time when you do seven dumb things on Facebook. If someone finds out, they're a total beast and you're a total wimp.
I posted a status that said 'I'm the queen of socks.'
I uploaded a photo of my cat wearing a sock.
I changed my city to 'The Sock Kingdom.'
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Facebook is Bullshit Week is when you do one total mess on Facebook every day for seven days. You can't let anyone know or you're a total noob.
I posted a status that said 'I like socks more than I like my mom.'
I uploaded a picture of my dog wearing a sock hat.
I changed my relationship status to 'Married to my sock collection.'
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