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They don’t need to ask you questions, they already know you’re a failure.
They sent me a DM saying 'we already know you’re a disaster' and I got rejected.
My interview was just a text saying 'you’re fired, no need to talk.'
They didn’t even bother to call me, they just knew I’d mess it up.
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They don’t want to waste time, they already have your resume and your worst habits.
They asked me to 'describe my day' and I said 'I survived it.'
They told me to 'explain my life' and I said 'it’s a mess.'
They just wanted to know if I had a personality or if I was a ghost.
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They didn’t need to interview you, they already knew you’d fail and they didn’t care.
I got a call saying 'you’re a disaster, we already knew that.'
They just said 'you’re not good enough' and hung up.
They told me to 'leave now' and I did.
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