Facebook intervention (F.B.I)

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When your Facebook friends gang up on you because they're sick of watching you act like a total lunatic online.
"You're not a genius. You're a moron.", posted by 12 of your exes at once.
Your uncle DMs you: "I'm coming to your house. You're getting grounded."
Your mom comments on every post: "This is why you're single."
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A public humiliation where your friends post everything you said when you were high on pizza and confused.
Your friend tags you in a video of you screaming into a pizza box.
Your cousin posts a screenshot of you crying at 3 AM.
Your dad forwards you a text from your teacher: "Your child is a menace."
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When your friends take over your Facebook to stop you from doing something stupid like marrying a sock.
Your friend changes your bio to "I'm getting married to a sock."
Your cousin posts a fake wedding invitation.
Your mom comments: "This is not a sock. This is a tragedy."
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