Facebook Insurance

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Facebook insurance is when you and your friend fake like each other's posts just so you both don't look like total failures. It's like giving each other a slap on the back when you both fall flat on your face.
You post 'I ate 12 tacos and now I'm crying' and your friend comments 'That's the worst thing I've ever seen' just so you don't look like a loser.
Your friend posts 'I failed my math test' and you comment 'Same' even though you aced it.
You like your friend's post about their pet goldfish winning a competition because you know they'll like yours about your failed relationship.
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Facebook insurance is when someone responds to your post just so you don't look like a ghost who got unfriended. It's like being in a group chat and someone says 'lol' just so you don't feel like you're the only one who exists.
You post 'I'm so sad I got a D on my test' and your friend replies 'Same' even though they got an A.
You post 'My cat hates me' and your friend comments 'That's the best part of your day' just to save your dignity.
You post 'I'm broke and I'm crying' and your friend replies 'I know the feeling' even though they're rich.
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