Facebook Inquisition

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When a person or group goes on a wild Facebook rant because someone said something gross or they think someone is trying to mess up their perfect life.
My cousin got roasted for saying pizza is better than burgers. Now he's banned from my aunt's group chat.
My teacher started a Facebook Inquisition because I said the moon landing was fake.
My mom blocked 20 people because she thought they were plotting against her in the comments.
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A Facebook user who randomly yanks friends off their list like they're throwing out old trash.
My friend got blocked by 12 people after he posted a photo of his cat wearing a hat.
My cousin unfollowed 10 of my friends because she thought they were trying to steal her spotlight.
My uncle deleted 50 people because he thought they were all fake accounts.
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When a person is convinced everyone is out to get them, and they think they're the only one who knows the truth.
My neighbor thinks the mailman is part of a secret group trying to ruin his life.
My dad thinks his coworkers are all plotting to steal his job.
My sister thinks her best friend is trying to replace her in the group chat.
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