Facebook Incendiary

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A person who thinks they're the smartest person in the world just because they post dumb thoughts on Facebook. They’re like a broken toaster, always trying to pop out something that doesn’t work.

Hey, I just figured out the meaning of life. It’s Tuesday.

I posted a meme and now I’m famous. I’m not lying.

My brain is full of glitter and bad decisions.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Someone who’s so bad at everything that even their failure is a disappointment. They never get it right, and they never will.

I tried to spell ‘Facebook’ and it came out ‘Fackbook’. I’m a genius.

I thought I was doing good. I was wrong.

I posted a thought. It was a mistake.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who can’t spell worth a damn and it’s the worst thing ever. They make spelling teachers cry and grammar police want to punch them.

I spelled ‘Facebook’ as ‘Fackbook’. I’m proud.

I wrote ‘incendiary’ as ‘incendiarie’. I’m a star.

My spelling is so bad it’s a crime.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

They smell like burnt cheese and old coffee. It’s a vibe. You know it’s true when you walk by and it hits you like a bag of bricks.

I ate a whole pizza and then posted a thought. Now I stink.

My coffee is old and I’m sad.

I smell like a burnt cheese factory.

by Slangipedia 13d ago