Facebook Idling

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Facebook Idling is when you sit there like a dead fish, staring at the Facebook feed, hoping something cool happens, but you know it's just going to be more garbage.
I've been Facebook Idling for 3 hours and all I got was a cat video and my ex's status about his new beard.
I'm Facebook Idling so hard I'm starting to smell like my old man's Facebook feed.
I tried to Facebook Idle through my lunch break, and now I'm hungry and still bored.
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Facebook Idling is when you're too lazy to scroll, too smart to click, and too annoyed to leave Facebook alone.
I'm Facebook Idling because I'm too tired to do anything but hate my life.
I Facebook Idled through my entire Zoom class and didn't even notice.
Facebook Idling is like being stuck in a car with your mom and your brother, but on the internet.
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Facebook Idling is when you’re not even trying, just waiting for something to happen because you’re too lazy to make it happen yourself.
I Facebook Idled through my entire weekend and all I got was my aunt's rant about her new phone.
I Facebook Idled so much I forgot how to breathe.
I was Facebook Idling when my friend texted me, and I didn’t even notice until she sent me a meme.
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