Facebook hypochondriac

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A person who thinks every random link is a death trap for their Facebook page and yells "SPAM" like it’s their job whenever someone shares a video link.
"That link? That’s a phishing scam! I’m blocking you!"
"You posted a video? I’m not clicking that. I’m not stupid."
"I’ve blocked 12 people today just for liking a meme."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Someone who acts like their Facebook page is a treasure chest and anyone who sends a link is trying to rob it.
"You sent a link? I’m not opening that. I’ve had enough viruses."
"I blocked my cousin for commenting on a video. He’s a spy."
"I’ve got 27 spam filters on. I’m not messing around."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who lives in fear of their Facebook page being hacked and yells "SPAM" at anyone who dares to share a link.
"That link is a virus! I’m not clicking that!"
"You posted a video? I’m not watching it. I’m not that dumb."
"I blocked 3 people today. They’re all phishing scammers."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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