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When people act like they’re best friends with someone just because they check their Facebook all day like it’s a job and they’re gonna spill all their secrets to the whole world.
I saw your ex post a photo of their new dog. Now I know why you’re sad.
Your cousin’s status says 'Feeling lonely' but they’re just mad I won the video game tournament.
Your mom posted a picture of your dad’s bald spot and now the whole family is laughing at him.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When people are so obsessed with Facebook they think it’s real life and they’re gonna get mad if you don’t post something every hour.
Your friend posted a selfie at 2 a. m. and now you’re gonna get yelled at for not commenting.
Your boss posted a rant about traffic and now you’re gonna get a lecture about being late.
Your little brother posted a video of his cat doing nothing and now you have to like it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When people are so into Facebook they think they can read someone’s thoughts just by looking at their status and they’re gonna make a big deal out of it.
Your sister posted 'Had the worst day ever' and now you’re gonna argue about it for hours.
Your neighbor posted 'Going on a trip' and now you’re gonna ask why they didn’t invite you.
Your uncle posted 'Feeling sick' and now you’re gonna call him every hour.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When people are so into Facebook they think it’s a real relationship and they’re gonna fake being friends with someone just to see their posts.
Your crush posted a photo of their lunch and now you’re gonna ask if it’s good.
Your mom’s best friend posted about her divorce and now your mom is crying in the kitchen.
Your brother posted a meme about video games and now you’re gonna argue about it for hours.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When people are so into Facebook they think they can control someone’s life just by commenting on their posts and they’re gonna get angry if you don’t comment back.
Your friend posted 'I hate my job' and now you’re gonna tell them they should quit.
Your neighbor posted 'Had a bad day' and now you’re gonna ask why.
Your cousin posted 'Feeling lonely' and now you’re gonna call them every hour.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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