Facebook Hour

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That annoying time when all your friends are on Facebook, like they're all in a group chat and they're all talking about you, even though you're not in the group chat.
"Hey, why's everyone online?", Jake, 8:35 PM
"I'm not online, I'm just watching you all be online.", Sarah, 8:45 PM
"Why are you online? You're supposed to be asleep.", Tom, 9:00 PM
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An hour that feels shorter than it is because you're stuck on Facebook, like it's your only friend and it won't let you leave.
"I had 10 minutes left on my hour, and I had to finish this Farmville level.", Lisa
"I was on Facebook for 45 minutes, and I still had 15 minutes left on my hour.", Alex
"I thought my hour was 60 minutes, but I only had 15 minutes left on my hour.", Mark
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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That late-night time when you're the only one online, and you're just staring at your screen like it's a horror movie and you're the main character.
"I'm online, but no one is online. Why?", Lisa, 11:45 PM
"I'm online, and no one is online. I'm not even on Farmville.", Alex, 12:00 AM
"I'm online, and no one is online. I think I'm the last person on Earth.", Mark, 1:00 AM
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The time when your friends are all online, like they're all in a group chat and they're all talking about you, even though you're not in the group chat. And it's usually between 4:00 and 5:00, like it's the best time to be online and you're the only one who isn't.
"Why are you online? It's only 4:00 PM.", Lisa
"I'm online, and no one is online. It's 4:00 PM.", Alex
"Why are you online? It's 5:00 PM, and you're still online.", Mark
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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