Facebook Honeymoon

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When someone adds you as a friend and starts spamming likes and comments on everything you post like you're the new cool kid at school. It lasts for a few months until they realize you're not their best friend and start ignoring you.

I just added my ex and commented on every photo from our trip to Hawaii. I'm trying to relive my glory days.

My cousin liked 20 of my posts in one day. I think she's trying to get me to like hers back.

My boss added me and commented on my lunch break photo. I'm scared he's going to start paying me in snacks.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

That fake friendship phase where your new friend acts like they know you from birth and comments on every single thing you post. It only lasts until they're bored of you and move on.

My new friend commented on my dog's haircut. He didn't even know the dog's name.

I got 10 likes from my classmate on my pizza post. She's probably going to ask me for a slice.

My neighbor added me and liked my cat's face. I'm not even sure if he owns a cat.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you get a new friend and they act like they're your best friend. They comment on everything you post, and it feels like you're in a love triangle with your phone. It doesn’t last long.

My friend liked my self-portrait. I didn’t even know I had a self-portrait.

I added my crush and they commented on my chicken nugget post. I’m flattered but confused.

My dad added me and commented on my homework. I think he’s trying to make me feel guilty.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The fake friendship phase when your new friend starts liking and commenting on everything you post, like you're the most popular person in the world. It ends when they stop caring and you're left with 10 likes and a broken heart.

My new friend commented on my pizza post. I think she just wants me to like hers back.

I added my teacher and she commented on my math test. I’m not sure if it was a compliment or a threat.

My friend liked my drawing of a cat. I think he’s just trying to get me to like his dog.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you add someone as a friend and they start liking everything you post. It feels like you're in a relationship. But it ends when they stop liking your posts and you realize they don’t care.

My friend liked my post about my dog’s hair. I think she’s trying to get me to like hers back.

I added my mom and she commented on my lunch. I think she’s trying to make me eat healthier.

My friend commented on my math test. He’s probably trying to get me to pass his.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When your new friend starts commenting on everything you post, like you’re the most important person in the world. It’s sweet at first, but it ends when they stop caring and you’re left with nothing but likes and broken dreams.

My new friend commented on my post about my crush. I think they’re trying to get me to like theirs back.

I added my neighbor and they commented on my homework. I think they’re trying to make me feel bad.

My friend liked my post about my dog. I think they just want me to like theirs.

by Slangipedia 13d ago