Facebook Homo

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A boy who thinks he's straight but secretly loves butt stuff and uses other boys' Facebook to watch them get butt-fucked like a cheap movie.
He DMs a guy: 'You look like you'd blow me.'
He comments on a post: 'This guy’s face when he gets deep-throated.'
He posts a video of a guy getting spanked and writes: 'This is my daily dose of truth.'
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A dude who's too proud to admit he's gay but sneaks into other guys' Facebook profiles to watch them get drilled like a dog in heat.
He sends a message: 'You got drilled good today.'
He likes a post with the caption: 'That guy’s ass is a masterpiece.'
He posts a meme of a guy getting butt-fucked and writes: 'This is the life I want.'
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A guy who's lying about being straight but uses other boys' Facebook to watch them get analized like they're on a reality show.
He sends a message: 'You’re my new favorite guy.'
He comments: 'That guy’s face when he gets analized is a legend.'
He posts a video of a guy getting butt-fucked and says: 'This is my new favorite show.'
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A boy who won't admit he's gay but uses other guys' Facebook to watch them get butt-fucked like it's a sports game.
He sends a message: 'You’re my new favorite athlete.'
He comments: 'That guy’s face when he gets butt-fucked is legendary.'
He posts a video and says: 'This is the best game of the year.'
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A guy who's too much of a man to say he's gay but uses other boys' Facebook to watch them get drilled like it's a wrestling match.
He sends a message: 'You’re my new favorite wrestler.'
He comments: 'That guy got drilled like a champ.'
He posts a video and says: 'This match is the best I've seen all week.'
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A boy who's lying about being straight but uses other guys' Facebook to watch them get analized like it's a cooking show.
He sends a message: 'You’re my new favorite chef.'
He comments: 'That guy’s face when he gets analized is a recipe for success.'
He posts a video and says: 'This is the best dish I’ve ever seen.'
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