Facebook Holocaust

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When you kick multiple friends off Facebook at the same time because you’re too lazy to talk to them and they’ve turned into background noise.

I deleted 20 people because they never replied to my texts. They’re dead to me.

My ex is still on my friends list. That’s not a friend, that’s a curse.

I took out my old high school group because they all forgot about me.

Mass murder of friends on Facebook because they stopped talking to you and you’re too angry to let them live.

I deleted my gym buddy because he stopped working out and now he’s fat.

My crush is gone. I’m not sad. I’m just mad.

I erased my old college friends because they never came to my wedding.

The ultimate betrayal, deleting people on Facebook because they’re no longer useful and you’re just that cruel.

My old job friends are gone. They didn’t help me get a raise. They’re fired.

I deleted my mom because she keeps tagging me in weird family photos.

My best friend is now a stranger. I didn’t even say goodbye.

You’re so fed up with your friends that you just erase them all at once like they’re trash.

I deleted my ex because he still follows me and I can’t handle it.

My old group chat is gone. They didn’t even say goodbye.

I erased my classmates because they never came to my concert.

The brutal act of erasing friends on Facebook because you’re too lazy to deal with them anymore.

I deleted my friends because they didn’t like my new haircut.

My old friends are gone because they didn’t show up to my birthday.

I erased my coworkers because they kept messaging me about work.

When you erase a bunch of friends at once because they’re just extra baggage you don’t need.

I deleted my friends because they kept tagging me in stupid memes.

My old friends are gone because they never supported me.

I erased my classmates because they’re just extra baggage.