FacebooK-Hole

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When you fall into Facebook like a dumbass and end up staring at photos of people you don't know, clicking random links, and then you snap out of it and realize you’ve wasted your whole life.

I opened Facebook to check my mom’s status and ended up watching a cat video for two hours.

I followed a link about aliens and now I think my ex is a conspiracy theorist.

I started looking at pictures of my cousin’s dog and forgot about my exam.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Getting sucked into Facebook so deep that you forget your name, your problems, and your dignity, only to pop out and realize you’re still broke and still single.

I opened Facebook and now I think my ex is with a goat.

I clicked a link and now I’ve read 50 posts about someone’s vacation.

I started liking random posts and now my feed is full of people who think they’re famous.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You log on to Facebook, you don’t log off, you don’t remember why you were even online in the first place, and you’re left wondering if your life is just a series of bad decisions.

I opened Facebook for five minutes and now I’ve lost three hours of my life.

I started looking at my uncle’s photos and now I think he’s a superhero.

I clicked a link and now I’ve read 20 posts about someone’s bad hair day.

by Slangipedia 13d ago