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A Facebook user who hides their face like a criminal and only shows things like a baby, a random flower, or a cat. They never talk to you, but they watch everyone else like a hawk and send you a message the second you block them.
I blocked you and you messaged me 30 seconds later.
You had a picture of a cat for 2 years and then suddenly started following me.
You posted a photo of a tree and now you’re mad I ignored you.
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Someone on Facebook who picks the weirdest picture for their profile, like a baby, a foot, or a random tree. They won’t even say hi, but they’ll pop up and message you the second you delete them.
You deleted me and I got a message 10 minutes later.
Your profile picture was a foot and now you’re mad I didn’t reply.
You followed me after I blocked you and I got a message from you.
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A Facebook user who hides their face with anything but their own face, like a baby, a cat, or a weird tree. They act like they’re too busy for Facebook, but they message you the second you delete them.
You blocked me and I got a message in 2 minutes.
Your profile picture was a cartoon and now you’re mad I didn’t respond.
You followed me after I blocked you and messaged me right away.
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Someone on Facebook who picks the stupidest picture for their profile, like a baby, a tree, or a cartoon. They never reply to you, but they message you the second you block them.
You blocked me and I got a message 5 minutes later.
Your picture was a tree and now you’re following me.
You had a baby picture and you messaged me after I blocked you.
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A Facebook user who hides their face with a baby, a tree, or a foot. They never talk to you, but they message you the second you delete them like they’re the boss.
You blocked me and I got a message 2 minutes later.
Your picture was a foot and now you’re mad I didn’t respond.
You had a tree picture and messaged me right after I blocked you.
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A Facebook user who hides their face with anything but their own face, like a baby, a tree, or a foot. They never say hi, but they message you the second you block them like it’s a crime.
You blocked me and I got a message 1 minute later.
Your picture was a baby and now you’re following me.
You had a foot picture and messaged me right after I blocked you.
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