facebook herpes

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a person who won't stop writing on your Facebook and comments on every single post like they're your best friend and your ex

'I literally just woke up and I had to comment on your post about cereal.'

'You posted a picture of your cat and I commented 7 times.'

'I'm not even your friend and I still comment on your life.'

a Facebook page that’s so bad it makes your brain hurt and your soul cry

'This page is like a horror movie but for your eyes.'

'I followed this page and now my life is a mess.'

'They post so much junk it’s like they’re paid by the garbage.'