facebook hat-trick

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A Facebook hat-trick is when you post a status, click like, and then comment on your own post like you’re the king of the world. It’s like doing three things at once and pretending you’re super cool about it.
I just posted I'm eating pizza, liked it, and commented 'This pizza is the best ever!' like I'm a food critic.
She posted about her bad day, liked it, and said 'This is the worst day ever!' like she’s winning.
He posted about his dog, liked it, and wrote 'My dog is the best dog in the world!' like he’s a dog whisperer.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You pull off a Facebook hat-trick when you post something, like it, and comment on it so much you might as well have a second job. It’s like you’re trying to impress your future ex.
Posted about my weekend, liked it, and commented 'I had the best weekend ever, and I’m not even lying!' 3 times.
He posted about his new car, liked it, and wrote 'This car is the best car in the history of cars!' like he’s a car god.
She posted about her new haircut, liked it, and said 'This is the best haircut I’ve ever had!' like it was a life-changing event.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A Facebook hat-trick happens when you post a status, click like, and comment on it like it’s the most important thing in the universe. You think you’re a rock star, but you’re just a person who likes their own posts.
Posted about my new job, liked it, and said 'This job is the best job in the whole wide world!' like I was hired by the president.
He posted about his new gym, liked it, and said 'This gym is the best gym in the history of gyms!' like he’s a gym king.
She posted about her new phone, liked it, and said 'This phone is the best phone in the entire universe!' like she’s a phone god.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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