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When a rookie yells all in with a hand so weak it’s like holding a used napkin and thinks they’re gonna win with a face card or a pair that’s just lying there.

My cousin bet everything on a 7 and a 2. He won with a king. I cried.

My friend called with a 3 and a 5. The board had a pair. He was so proud.

I saw a guy go all in with a 4 and a 6. He had a 10 on the board. He laughed like he’d just robbed a bank.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When someone throws everything they have at the pot with a hand so bad it’s like they’re begging the cards to save them.

I called with a 2 and a 9. The board had a pair. I was like, 'I’m gonna win.'

My buddy bet all his chips with a 5 and a 7. He had a 6 on the board. He was happy as hell.

I saw a guy bet all in with a 3 and a 4. He had a 5 on the board. He said, 'I’m gonna win.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When a newb shoves all their chips in with a hand so bad it’s like they’re trying to make the cards feel special.

I called with a 6 and a 8. The board had a pair. I said, 'I’m gonna win.'

My friend bet everything with a 2 and a 5. He had a 7 on the board. He was proud.

I saw a guy go all in with a 4 and a 3. He had a 6 on the board. He was like, 'I’m rich.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When someone goes all in with a hand so weak it’s like they’re trying to win with a broken watch and a burnt match.

My cousin bet all his chips with a 7 and a 2. He had a king on the board. He was like, 'I’m winning.'

My friend called with a 3 and a 5. The board had a pair. He was like, 'I just won.'

I saw a guy bet everything with a 6 and a 8. He had a 9 on the board. He was proud as hell.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When a rookie calls all in with a hand so bad it’s like they’re just hoping the cards will do their homework for them.

I called with a 2 and a 5. The board had a pair. I was like, 'I’m gonna win.'

My friend bet all his chips with a 3 and a 4. He had a 6 on the board. He said, 'I’m rich.'

I saw a guy go all in with a 7 and a 8. He had a 9 on the board. He was like, 'I just won.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When someone throws all their chips in with a hand so weak it’s like they’re giving the cards a free lunch.

My buddy called with a 5 and a 6. The board had a pair. He was like, 'I just won.'

I saw a guy bet everything with a 2 and a 3. He had a 4 on the board. He said, 'I’m rich.'

I called with a 7 and a 8. The board had a pair. I was like, 'I’m gonna win.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago