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A person who yells advice at you through Facebook chat at 2 a. m. while they’re still high.

'You should’ve just left him! Why are you still talking to him? I’m still high and I know this!'

'You’re stupid for not going to that party. I told you that three times already.'

'You’re gonna fail your test. I failed mine and I’m still high.'

Someone who sends you long messages on Facebook at 3 a. m. about their problems and then call you a failure.

'You’re a failure. I’ve been crying all night and you didn’t even text me back.'

'You’re gonna get fat. I know it. I got fat and I still text you.'

'You’re gonna die alone. I’m gonna text you when I die.'

A guy who sends you Facebook messages at 4 a. m. telling you he knows everything and you’re an idiot.

'I know everything. You’re an idiot. I’m still awake and you’re not.'

'You’re gonna fail. I know it. I failed and I’m still awake.'

'You’re stupid. I’m not. I’m still awake and you’re not.'