Facebook Guilt

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When you post a fake emergency on Facebook to make people feel bad for not caring about your sad, pitiful life. It’s like a guilt trap. You say things like ‘If you don’t repost this, you’re a heartless monster who doesn’t care about puppies or the environment.’
If you don't repost this, you're a heartless monster who doesn't care about puppies or the environment.
Repost this or I'll haunt you in your sleep.
You don't repost? I'll send my cousin to your house.
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When someone says they’re not on Facebook and you act like they just said they live in a sewer. You always say something like, ‘Just use it to stay in touch with friends/family’ like that’s the only reason anyone is on Facebook.
Just use it to stay in touch with friends/family.
I just use it to post selfies and eat pizza.
I just use it to brag about my dog.
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