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A Facebook friend who ignores your posts until you say something stupid, then they come out of the woodwork to yell at you like you owe them money.

You post, 'I ate three burgers for breakfast.' They reply, 'You’re a disgrace.'

You say, 'I’m going to the moon tomorrow.' They comment, 'You’re an idiot.'

You post a photo of your cat. They say, 'That’s not a cat. That’s a joke.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook buddy who hides your posts until you say something dumb, then they jump in and cuss you out like you hit them with a bat.

You post, 'I just won the lottery.' They say, 'You’re lying, you fat liar.'

You say, 'I’m going to be a billionaire.' They reply, 'You’re a fool.'

You post a selfie. They comment, 'You look like a raccoon.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook pal who never talks to you until you post something stupid, then they come out of nowhere to yell at you like you broke their favorite toy.

You post, 'I just ate a whole pizza.' They say, 'You’re a monster.'

You say, 'I’m going to be famous.' They reply, 'You’re a joke.'

You post a photo of your dog. They comment, 'That’s not a dog. That’s a joke.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago