Facebook grenade

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A person who looks like a hot mess in their Facebook pics but is a total disaster in real life. They probably used a filter or had a friend take the photo while they were eating a burger.
She looked like a model, but when she showed up, she had a zit the size of a tennis ball.
He had a filter on his photo, but in real life he looked like he’d been hit by a truck.
She posted a pic of herself in a bikini, but when she came over, she was wearing pajamas and had a donut in her hand.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook friend who isn’t your boyfriend or girlfriend, but they like and comment on everything you post, even if it’s about your dog’s weird face.
She liked my post about my dog’s weird face. I don’t even know her.
He commented on my post about my bad day. He’s not even my friend.
She liked my post about my cat’s weird hair. She’s not even my girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you get your friends to come over while you’re looking at old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade, which is a fart so loud it sounds like a bomb, and your friends start puking everywhere.
I told my friends to come over while I was looking at old classmates. Then I left a grenade and they all threw up.
I got my friends to come over while I was looking at my ex. Then I let one out and they all ran out.
I had my friends over while I was looking at my old crush. I left a grenade and they all started puking.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook post that starts a fight or makes everyone go crazy. It’s like you dropped a bomb in the middle of a group chat.
I posted something about my teacher, and the whole school started arguing.
I put up a post about my lunch, and my friends started a war.
I made a post about my crush, and the whole class started talking about it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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