Facebook Graveyard

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A Facebook profile or group that’s so dead it’s like a zombie got run over by a dump truck. People see it and feel like they’ve been haunted by the ghost of their own bad decisions.
My ex's profile has 2 friends and 13 photos of their cat. I’ve never been more scared.
That group about 'ancient pizza recipes' hasn’t posted since 2012. It’s like it’s been excommunicated.
My uncle made a group called 'People Who Hate Mondays' and hasn’t posted since 2017. He’s probably dead.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Facebook profile or group so forgotten it’s like it got left in a landfill. Facebookees run away screaming when they see it. It’s basically the worst kind of social media ghost.
My cousin’s group is called 'The Best Movie Ever' and the last post was from 2015. It’s like it’s been buried under a pile of trash.
That group about 'the best cereal' hasn’t posted since 2013. It’s like it’s been abandoned by cereal gods.
My mom’s profile has 3 photos and 12 friends who don’t even know she’s still alive.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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