Facebook grammar

The stupid way people write on Facebook, where they think 'lyk' is a real word but can't spell 'dis' or 'dem' right. They don't care about full stops or capital letters, but they will scream about how 'I' must always be capitalized, even when they're drunk.

The worst kind of grammar, only found on Facebook. People use 'u' and 'r' like they're the kings of the world, but they still write 'lyk' like it's a real word. They think full stops are for babies.

A cursed style of writing where 'lyk' and 'dis' are sacred, but they can't even spell 'dem' properly. They shout at you for using full stops, but they forget to capitalize 'I' when they're being dramatic.

The dumbest way to write, only used on Facebook. People think 'u' and 'r' are cool, but they still use 'lyk' like it's a real word. They don't know what full stops are, but they will yell about capital letters.

The most idiotic way to write, only seen on Facebook. 'Lyk' is their favorite word, but they can't spell 'dis' or 'dem'. They think full stops are for people who care, but they scream about capitalizing 'I' like it's the end of the world.