Facebook-GPS

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A sneaky way for people to find you and crash your party because they saw your post or status.
I was eating my lunch in peace when my ex showed up because I posted I was at the mall.
My mom found me at the coffee shop because I said I was getting a latte.
My crush showed up at my job because I posted I was working there.
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When people use Facebook like a map to follow you around and bother you wherever you go.
I was at the beach reading a book when my friend showed up because I said I was there.
I was at the grocery store, and my ex showed up because I posted I was buying snacks.
I was on a road trip, and my cousin showed up because I said I was driving.
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A stupid tool that lets people find you and yell at you from across the street because they saw your post.
I was walking to class when my friend yelled at me from the sidewalk because I said I was going there.
I was in the park when my mom showed up and yelled, 'Why are you sitting there?'
I was eating my dinner when my brother showed up because I posted I was eating.
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When people act like they're your best friend just because they can find you wherever you are on Facebook.
I was at the movies when my neighbor showed up because I said I was watching a movie.
I was at the gym when my cousin showed up because I posted I was working out.
I was at the library when my friend showed up because I said I was reading.
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A cursed thing that lets people find you and ruin your day because they saw your post.
I was having a quiet day when my ex showed up because I posted I was home.
I was at the park when my boss showed up because I said I was taking a break.
I was at the mall when my friend showed up because I posted I was shopping.
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