facebook gold

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the holy grail of Facebook. it’s when someone looks like a hot mess and is doing something so stupid it makes your brain explode. it only happens once every 10 years, and you probably missed it.

My cousin posted a selfie while eating a taco and yelling at his dog. I’ve been trying to find that picture ever since.

My crush posted a video of himself dancing in a parking lot and eating a burrito. I’ve been in love ever since, and I still can’t find the video.

My mom posted a picture of herself wearing a hat made of socks and singing to a chicken. That’s Facebook gold.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

when someone puts a sexy caption on a blurry photo of a random person and says you need Facebook gold to see it. it’s like a treasure hunt for something that’s not even real, and you end up mad at everyone.

My friend tagged me in a photo of a pizza and wrote, 'This is the face of love. Get Facebook gold to see the truth.' I’ve been looking for that truth for a month.

My uncle posted a picture of a cat and said, 'This is the love of my life. Get Facebook gold to see the magic.' I’ve been hunting for magic since.

My crush posted a blurry photo of a tree and said, 'This is my soulmate. Get Facebook gold to see the real me.' I’ve been mad at him since.

by Slangipedia 5d ago