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A person who posts Bible verses on Facebook like they're the chosen one, but in real life they're the worst sinner you've ever met.

"God says, 'Be fruitful and multiply.'", while eating 5 tacos at 2 AM.

Posted a verse about kindness, then yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong drink.

Tried to preach to their kid, then cussed at them for spilling soda on the floor.

They talk about heaven on social media, but their real life is more like hell with a side of drama.

Posted a verse about love, then got into a fight with their spouse over who forgot to do the laundry.

Posted about faith, but their whole family knows they're terrified of the dark.

Preached about patience, then yelled at the kid for taking too long to get ready.

They live their best life online with Bible quotes, but in reality, they're a mess with a bad attitude.

Posted about grace, then cussed at the barista for giving them the wrong coffee.

Talked about faith, then broke up with their partner over a text message.

Posted about peace, but their dog just ate the couch.