facebook glitch

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You kick someone off your friend list or block them without telling them. Then you yell at the Facebook glitch like it’s your ex.
Why did you block me? It was the Facebook glitch!
I deleted you because the Facebook glitch made me mad.
You can’t tag me in this photo because of the Facebook glitch.
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You get rid of someone without a warning. Then you blame the Facebook glitch like it’s a personal enemy.
You blocked me? That was the Facebook glitch!
I deleted you. Don’t @ me. The Facebook glitch made me do it.
Why can’t I post this picture? The Facebook glitch is my nemesis.
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You remove someone from your life without a second thought. Then you act like the Facebook glitch is the reason you’re sad.
You took me off your friends list? That was the Facebook glitch!
I blocked you because of the Facebook glitch. Don’t even think about unfriending me.
I can’t tag you in this photo because of the Facebook glitch. It’s the worst.
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You delete someone or block them and never think about it again. Then you scream at the Facebook glitch like it’s your boss.
I deleted you because the Facebook glitch said so.
You blocked me? The Facebook glitch is my boss now.
I can’t see your post because the Facebook glitch is being a jerk.
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You make someone disappear from your life with no explanation. Then you yell at the Facebook glitch like it’s your ex.
You unfriended me? The Facebook glitch is your ex.
I blocked you because of the Facebook glitch. Don’t you dare come back.
Why can’t I comment on your post? The Facebook glitch is being a pain.
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