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A girl you know everything about, but she’s never going to talk to you, and you’re too much of a loser to even try.

She’s got a new pet hamster and a tattoo of a pineapple. Still not coming to your house.

She posted a video of her cat doing the cha-cha. You’re still just a background character.

She’s got 1,000 followers. You’ve got a broken laptop and a dream.

A girl who you think is your girlfriend, but she’s just a profile picture and a random message at 2 a. m.

She texts you at 2 a. m. to say her dog ate her homework. You’re still confused.

She sends you a selfie with a weird filter. You think it’s love.

You’re still waiting for her to ask you out. She’s still waiting for you to ask her.

A girl who you think is your girlfriend, but she’s just a bunch of selfies and a bad attitude.

She sends you a selfie with a bad lighting and says, ‘You’re still my number one.’ You’re confused.

She posts a picture of her breakfast and says, ‘I’m still yours.’ You’re like, ‘Okay, but I’m still hungry.’

She says, ‘We’re still on’, but you’re not even on the same app.

A girl you think is your girlfriend, but she’s just a random message and a lot of drama.

She texts you, ‘I miss you,’ and you reply, ‘I miss you too,’ but she’s still arguing with her mom.

She sends you a message, ‘You’re my best friend,’ but she’s still texting her ex.

You’re still waiting for her to ask you out. She’s still waiting for you to text her back.

A girl you think is your girlfriend, but she’s just a profile picture and a bad filter.

She sends you a picture of herself with a filter that makes her look like a monster. You still think she’s cute.

She sends you a message, ‘I love you,’ and you reply, ‘I love you too,’ but she’s still using a filter that makes her look like a ghost.

She sends you a message, ‘I miss you,’ but you’re still looking at her filter.