Facebook Ghosting

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You scroll through Facebook like it's your job, but you don't comment, like, or post. You're just there to watch everyone else live their best life while you sit there like a sad, invisible cockroach.
I saw your post about your vacation, but I didn’t even like it. I just stared at it like it was a bad movie.
You posted a picture of your dog, and I saw it, but I didn’t say anything. I just let it haunt me.
You live-tweeted your breakfast, and I watched it, but I didn’t even comment. I just let it go.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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That ex from high school who’s still your ‘friend’ on Facebook. You don’t talk to them, but they keep showing up in your feed like they’re trying to remind you they exist. They’re not your real friend. They’re just a mental crutch.
You see their post about their new job, and you’re like, ‘Oh, remember that guy? He’s still around.’
You get a notification that they liked your post, and you think, ‘Wow, they still remember me.’
You see they’re friends with your old crush, and now you’re confused and annoyed.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You log off Facebook like you’re running from the devil just to avoid seeing that one person. You’re trying to hide from them like they’re going to come after you with a chainsaw.
You see their post, and you log off so fast it looks like you’re trying to escape a horror movie.
You were about to comment, but you saw their name and immediately logged off like you were fleeing a fire.
You were in the middle of a post, but when you saw their name pop up, you logged off faster than a kid on the last day of school.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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They’re always offline on Facebook so nobody will bother them. They’re like the ghost of Facebook, haunting your messages but never showing up.
They’re always offline, and you’re like, ‘Why is this person never online? Are they dead?’
You try to message them, but they’re offline, and you think, ‘They’re probably in a coffin right now.’
You see their status is ‘offline’ and you’re like, ‘Are they alive or just pretending to be?’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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They comment on your post, but they log off right after, like they’re too cool to stick around. They think they’re amazing, but you just think they’re desperate for attention.
You post a picture, and they comment, but they log off so fast it’s like they were trying to escape a cop.
They comment on your post, and then they log off like they were leaving a party early.
They comment on your video, and then they vanish like a magical trick.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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They deleted their Facebook profile but still use Messenger to chat with you. They’re like a ghost from the past who still wants to haunt you with messages.
They deleted their profile, but they still message you like they’re trying to keep in touch with a ghost.
They used to have a profile, but now they just send you messages like they’re a ghost from the past.
They deleted their account, but they still chat with you like they’re trying to keep you from moving on.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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They lurk on your Facebook like a creep, checking your posts over and over just to be the first to like or comment. They’re not friends. They’re just desperate.
They check your post 10 times just to be the first one to like it.
They see your post and immediately check it again like it’s a test.
They comment on your post, and then they check it again just to make sure it’s still there.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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