Facebook Genocide

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#friend list purgatory #social media war #delete rage

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When you log onto Facebook and realize your friend list is full of people you never talk to or hate and you start deleting them like they owe you money.

I deleted 47 people today. Some of them were my exes. Some were my exes' exes.

My friend list is like a middle school cafeteria. Everyone's there, but no one talks to anyone.

I deleted my uncle because he posted a photo of his cat wearing a hat. It was too much.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A brutal act of deleting your Facebook friends in a fit of rage because they're annoying or you forgot they existed.

I deleted my old gym buddy because he sent me a message about protein powder. I haven't eaten protein since 2012.

I deleted my high school classmate because she still thinks I’m the funny one.

I deleted my cousin because he changed his profile picture to a duck. A duck.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The moment you look at your Facebook friends and think, 'Why are these people still here? I don’t even like them anymore. Let’s start a war.'

I deleted my coworker because he posted a meme about office supplies. I’m not that annoyed, but I’m not that forgiving either.

I deleted my mom because she posted a photo of my dad’s face in a blender. It was too much.

I deleted my neighbor because he liked my post about my cat. I don’t even like him.

by Slangipedia 14d ago