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When someone proudly yells their gayness into Facebook for everyone to see and possibly judge them.
I’m gay and I’m not sorry. Also, I’m wearing socks with sandals. 😎
Just came out as gay on Facebook. My mom sent me a message that says 'I’m still your mom.'
Facebook is my confessional. I told everyone I’m gay. Now I’m crying in the corner.
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When a person is so confident in their gayness that they post it on Facebook like it’s a job interview.
Just posted my gay status. My boss asked if I was planning on quitting. I said no, but I’m still thinking about it.
My Facebook bio now says 'Gay AF.' My coworkers are confused. My crush is thrilled.
I came out as gay on Facebook. My ex just slid into my DMs. I blocked him.
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When someone is so proud of being gay that they spam Facebook with gay confessions and no filter.
I posted 'I’m gay and I’m loving it.' My sister replied, 'You’re still my brother.'
I came out as gay on Facebook and now my mom is sending me texts that say 'You’re still my kid.'
I posted 'I’m gay, and I don’t care.' My dad said, 'You’re still my son.' I said, 'You’re still my dad.'
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When someone is so loud about being gay that Facebook becomes their personal loudspeaker for everyone to hear.
Just came out as gay on Facebook. My friends think I’m doing a TikTok challenge.
I told everyone I’m gay on Facebook. My mom sent me a message that says 'I’m still your mom.'
I posted I’m gay on Facebook. My crush liked it. My ex sent me a message that says 'Still my ex.'
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When someone is so determined to be gay that they post it on Facebook like it’s a final exam.
Just posted 'I’m gay' on Facebook. My teacher said I’m failing math. I said, 'I’m failing math and being gay.'
I came out as gay on Facebook. My math test was harder than that.
I posted 'I’m gay' on Facebook. My mom said, 'You’re still my kid.' My teacher said, 'You’re still failing.'
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