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the stuff you post that makes you look like a fool, also called TMI and messy secrets. it’s like eating a whole pizza when you’re full and then regretting it.
I ate 12 donuts and now I’m crying.
My ex got engaged and I’m still mad.
I told my mom I’m rich and I’m not.
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the posts you make that no one wants to read, also called TMI and dirty laundry. it’s like telling your whole life story to a stranger.
I failed my math test and cried in the hallway.
I told my boss I don’t like him.
I got a ticket for eating in class.
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the stuff you post that makes your friends cringe, also called TMI and messy secrets. it’s like bragging when you have nothing to brag about.
I got a C+ and I’m screaming.
I told my crush I like him and he didn’t reply.
I told my teacher I hate math.
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the posts you make that you later regret, also called TMI and dirty laundry. it’s like telling your whole life story in the middle of a math test.
I told my crush I like him and he blocked me.
I got a D and I’m crying in the hallway.
I told my mom I’m rich and I’m not.
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the stuff you post that no one wants to see, also called TMI and messy secrets. it’s like eating a whole pizza in front of your friends and then crying.
I told my crush I like him and he didn’t reply.
I got a C+ and I’m screaming.
I told my teacher I hate math.
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