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A bunch of weak-ass games you play on Facebook like Mafia Wars, Farmville, and Cafe World. They're for people who can't handle real games and spam your feed with stupid status updates.

I just spent 2 hours farming cows on Farmville. My life is over.

Cafe World is the worst. I'm just a barista with no life.

Mafia Wars is like being a loser in a gang.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're on Facebook searching for random girl names just to see if there's a hot girl you can look at.

I looked up 'Sophia' and she had 500 friends. I'm not even close.

I searched for 'Lily' and she had 3000 photos. I'm dead.

I typed 'Emma' and she had a dog. I'm sad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A stupid trend on Facebook where you post a number and beg your friends to message you with it. Then you post their number and their thoughts. It's annoying as hell.

I got 12 messages. I had to post 12 numbers. My brain hurts.

This number game is like a middle school crush.

I just posted my thoughts about Jake. He's a loser.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A dumb drinking game on Facebook where you post a status and take a shot for every like. You'll be wasted in no time.

I took 10 shots. I can't walk straight. My face is red.

I posted a status and got 5 likes. I drank 5 beers.

I'm Facebook wasted. My mom is worried.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A game on Facebook where someone picks two people to stalk. They comment, like, message, and send texts. It ends when one person says they're being stalked.

He stalked me for a week. I blocked him. He sent me a message.

She stalked me with comments and likes. I'm not even mad.

He stalked me and my dog. My dog is sad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Also called Spybook gaming, Crapbook gaming, and Shitbook gaming. It's for people who think it's better than YouTube, Pornhub, and Twitch.

Facebook is the worst. I'm not watching any videos.

I don't care about YouTube. Facebook is my life.

Pornhub is way better than Facebook gaming.

by Slangipedia 13d ago