Facebook gamer

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A person who lives in the Facebook game world and thinks real life is just a glitch.

I logged off Facebook for a day and got a message: 'Are you dead?'

My mom asked me to help her cook, and I said, 'I can’t. I’m busy slaying dragons.'

I have 100 friends on Facebook, but I don’t know any real people.

Someone who plays games on Facebook so much, they forget how to breathe.

I just played a game for 12 hours straight. My eyes are sore and my brain is melting.

I told my boss I was sick, but I was just playing FarmVille.

I got a message from my dad: 'You didn’t come to my funeral.' I replied: 'I was busy.'

A human who thinks playing games on Facebook is the same as being alive.

I don’t remember my own birthday. But I know when my virtual pet needs food.

I got engaged, but I still logged into Facebook to play Candy Crush.

My friend asked me to go to the movies. I said, 'I can’t. I’m fighting a zombie in my game.'